nicki: fuck a skinny bitch!!
me: YAAAAS NICKI FUCK MY SKINNY ASS MY THIN ASS AINT SHIT I WILL NEVER BE SHIT YAAAAS NICKI DRAG ME READ MY ASS YAAAAAS NICKI TELL ME ABOUT MYSELF YOU RIGHT YOU SO RIGHT FAM FUCK MY BONEY ASS YAAAAAAAS!!!
Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed. When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.
I remember one time i was over my mans house playing 2k and he tried to buck up on his girl to show off and it backfired
Girl: *comes home from work* “bae why u aint clean the kitchen”
Him: *nudges me on the arm* *whispers* “bruh…
I really appreciate you saying that. I’m exhausted.
In case you haven’t already seen it come through your dashboard, iwriteaboutfeminism is doing a fine job of rounding up on-the-ground coverage of the events in Ferguson.
Pair this with links from the venerable shortformblog, fantastic as usual.
Thanks. I’m just a guy who posts links. — Ernie @ SFB
h ny god the tumblr staff posted something useful
tumblr staff be like: we don’t do anything about the racists and racism on our site but check out this great blog about racism
Autopsy report showed that mike brown had no drugs in his system and the store owners said that there was no robbery so what the fuck else do you racist ass whites want
To not be held accountable for their actions