klesleym:

I needed this
prettyboyshyflizzy:

lmao
alt-rs:

ph: Goddesses Garden 

-Tre Crews
blondebombshellescort:

bitter—bitch:

NOW THAT’S WHAT I CALL SUGAR! YOUR FAVORITE ALBUM FEATURING ALL THE BEST HITS OF THE SUGAR BOWL!

1. “Seeking A Intelliegnet Suger Babee” by Somehow Claims To Have a Million Dollars
2. “I’m Not Going To Give You An Allowance But I’ll Pay For Dinner Sometimes” by Thinks He’s Being Clever
3. “My Wife Knows About This And Understands” by Lying Through His Teeth
4. “I’m Not Like Every Other Guy On Here” by Every Other Guy On Here
5. “I Work Out 4 Times A Week And You Should Too” by Old Guy With A Gut
6. “My Favorite Hobbies Are Hiking And Cycling” by Sure, Buddy
7. “DRAMA FREE NSA FWB DDF NO BBW” by Doesn’t Actually Know What These Acronyms Stand For
8. “I Only Like Caucasian Girls. I’m Not Racist, These Are Just My Preferences” by Actually Entirely Racist
9. “I Can Spoil You In The Bedroom” by Gag Me With A Spoon
10. “I Don’t Like Talking Through This Website So Here’s My Number In The First Message” by My Account Expires Tomorrow
11. “I Am Interested In Getting To Know You, Please Reply If Interested” by Completely Blank Profile
12. “NO PROS” by Whorephobic Dude In Denial
13. “I Have Been To Every State In The US, And 46 Countries” by Traveled To All Of Them For Conventions
14. “Every Girl On Here Just Wants Me For My Money” by Has No Fucking Idea Where They Are, At All, Ever
thecarvingwitch:

It’s about 20 degrees cooler in this shade